Collection: Scannable Parodies

Golden!!

McJesus made us golden, only to be ‘trumped’ by Chantal Kreviazuk’s “that only us command” tag to True patriot love. That made us feel even more golden, and for some, well…a darker shade of orange 😊.

Seriously, who’s launching the petition to permanently change the lyrics of our national anthem!!

#MrCanada #MsCanada #topshelfsnipe #golden #puckinthenet #McJesus

JT’s Legacy

How will history measure the outgoing P.M.? Too many scandals and self-patronages to single out just one…perhaps their cumulative effect on the national debt encapsulates them all. There’s 616 billion reasons why his legacy will grind on us for generations!!

#ninedeficits #myburdenformellenials #myburdenforgenz #carbonuntruths #sellingcanadashort #wokefatigue

100% Tariff

This isn’t fake news…psychologists at the University College London conducted a study of 200 men and validated the correlation between men’s ownership of flashy automobiles and small girth. Now according to some fake news, none of the interviewees were from Canada, so all clear to slap a 100% tariff on Elon’s Cybertruck!

Seriously, you need beer goggles just to look at it!!

#seeDOGEcollection #whynot #cyber(truck)insecurity #takethechainsawtothatelon #microelon

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